It's Always Sunny in California, Not in the Club

Sunglasses were invented to prevent the sun from causing damage to your eyes and, in most cases, are used as a fashion statement. But when do you cross the line from making a statement to looking like an utter fool?
It never fails, every time I go to a club (I can only speak for NYC clubs) there ALWAYS seems to be at least two guys with sunglasses on. NEWSFLASH: YOU LOOK FOOLISH, especially when your tripping over furniture and spilling your drink on the female your trying to holla at. Who wears sunglasses in a dark place? That's like a using a flashlight in the day time, it doesn't make sense.
And if your going to wear sunglasses as a fashion statement, can they at least be FASHIONABLE! Wearing Wal-Mart glasses while in the club singing "I'm a boss" REALLY? Your more like an employee. Or how about the space cadet, Elroy Jetson glasses? #FashionFail. Unless your an astronaut in training with NASA... STOP IT
I'm not hating, if this is something you choose to do then go right ahead. Please stop thinking your sunglasses magically transform you from Steve Urkel to Stefan Ur-kel because in reality your still the same nerd, your just a nerd in sunglasses now.

- My world is SQUARE, how about yours?