THE BOAT SINKS AND EVERYONE DROWNS (1,514 people to be exact), THE END!
But in between was a romantic love story about Rose Bukater, who was an upper class wealthy woman and Jack Dawson, who was a poor artist.
It was EXACTLY the same as the Titanic that came out in 1997 BUT THERE WAS A TWIST. This time we all sat around with stupid glasses on acting surprised when the boat sunk.
Rose is still a liar "I'll never let go Jack"- YEA RIGHT! And Jack is still the man. What man wouldn't want to smash a wealthy white woman then have her fall in love with you. PAYDAY! And let's not forget, Rose's man was on the boat too. JACK. WAS. THE. MAN!!!!
And was I wrong for laughing as the people fell off the boat? I know it was supposed to be an emotional scene filled with blood, snot and tears, but I just didn't get that feeling. 3D made it even harder to ignore the stupid faces and acrobatic flips they did as they plummeted to their death. Round of applause goes to the stuntmen!! By far my favorite part of the movie.
Overall Opinion:
WELP that was 180 mins of my life I can never get back.
- Being SQUARE isn't soo bad!
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