Prom season is right around the corner. This is the time of year when high school seniors have a competition amongst themselves to see who could come up with the most ridiculous hairstyles.
WHERE ARE THESE POOR GIRL'S FRIENDS AT???
Here's a better question: WHERE ARE THERE PARENTS???
There's no way in hell I would EVER let one of my friends leave the house looking like they're auditioning for the role of an umpa lumpa.
And whoever did their hair, unless it was for a hair show, should be SHOT and have their license revoked ASAP.
In all fairness, some females don't have REAL friends. Well allow ME to be your real friend.
Want to know if your hairstyle is Unbe-WEAVE-able? Read below to see if any of these examples apply to you.
1. If you can't bend down to tie your shoe out of fear of breaking YOUR OWN DAMN NECK... your hairstyle is Unbe-WEAVE-able.
2. If you haven't slept in over 2 weeks because your hairstyle prevents your head making contact with your pillow... your hairstyle is Unbe-WEAVE-able.
3. If they have your picture up at local movie theaters with a sign underneath saying "DO NOT ENTER UNTIL YOU REMOVE THE SPACESHIP PARKED ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD"... your hairstyle is Unbe-WEAVE-able.
4. If your hairstyle required a team of 8 beauticians, 2 carpenters, 3 electricians, a crane, 10 packs of weave and a bag of SKITTLES... your hairstyle is Unbe-WEAVE-able.
Well from one SQUARE to another, please be wise this prom season and remember the Earth is already over populated. Theres not enough room for the midget living on top of your head.
- My world is SQUARE, how about yours?
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